I had a dream my cousin & her sister sat me down. (I was eating ice chips very important later I promise.) & she asked did I I have sex with my ex in the past two weeks. (Why I thought?) I then asked her did she have sex with him in the past two weeks & she said yes! I started to choke on ice!! Her & her sister watched as I choked & turned blue. I died & she walked right over me & took my ice chips & proceeded to eat them. I woke up gasping for air. Zach woke up looked at me all dazed & confused. He grabbed me & I’ve been cuddled against him scrolling through tumblr while he sleeps. #herules #noquestionsjustcomfort #mindblown #idonteventalktoeitherofthem #sowhyaretheypoppingup?! #creepyassdream.
This week’s links are positively filthy with comedy.
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Paul George is disrespectful b.
lmao did this nigga just signaled them to stop… 😂😂😭
And they all paused.
"No one man should have all that power"
They really stopped. The audacity 😂 The shot was clean too!! Zam Paul.
TMNT movie hits theaters August 8th!
I want to see it!!!